Missing school requires effort. If you are planning to fake an illness, this day of absence requires some preparation and some acting skills. Even if you miss school for a good reason, be aware that homework will add up. However, there are still times when you really don't feel like going to school! In these cases, here are some tips to convince your parents to leave you at home, whether for real or for false reasons.
Method 1 of 4: Simulate
Step 1. Prepare your shot
Your parents will be more likely to believe that you are sick when you wake up if you set the stage the night before.
- The earlier you do it, the more time you will have to move the situation forward. Show a little fatigue during the afternoon of the day before you want to pretend to be sick. Instead of running around when you come home from school, for example choose to stay indoors and laze around in your bedroom.
- Look lethargic when around your parents. They should feel like you are tired or absent. During the evening, follow your usual routine. If you have to watch TV, lie down and look gloomy and selfless. You should go to bed earlier by making your parents notice.
- Consider taking it up a notch by eating a little less than usual at dinner or trying to eat, then grabbing your stomach and pretending to be in pain. Say you are not feeling well. Skip the dessert. You could also ask your parents to make you some herbal tea to soothe your stomach.
- Tell your parents that a student vomited at school or that a friend of yours was absent that day. Choose to name a friend your parents don't know. This information suggests that an epidemic is raging in the area.
Step 2. Show some symptoms
It will be difficult for you to fake externally visible symptoms such as a rash, so you should try to display external signs of internal aches and pains.
- Frequent trips to the bathroom could make you feel like your stomach is upset. Jump up, run to the bathroom every once in a while, and flush the toilet many times to suggest to your parents that you have diarrhea or food poisoning.
- If you do decide to fake a migraine, you should act like you are sensitive to light and noise, complain of nausea, and say that you have a throbbing pain radiating through your head. You should avoid watching TV or listening to music.
- To fake a sore throat, act like you're having trouble swallowing and have your parents make hot tea or cold food for you. Suck on a few cough drops and avoid talking as much as possible, insisting that it hurts you when asked why you are so calm. Consider faking a few coughing fits as well.
- Say your symptoms developed overnight. You should start your coughing fits or going back and forth to the bathroom between midnight and 6 a.m.
Step 3. Be convincing, yet be subtle
One of the biggest mistakes you shouldn't make is overdoing it. If you act too dramatically, your parents may see clearly in your game.
- It is better to pretend an obvious illness rather than an illness that requires proof. For example, it is quite risky to mimic the sound or appearance of vomit, as your parents are likely to catch you on composing your bogus proof. You also risk getting your hand caught if you stick the thermometer in a hot body in order to pretend a high temperature.
- If your parents suggest that you should stay home that day, don't protest too much. You might think that you will be more convincing if you act like you don't want to miss class, but if you actually feel what you say you are feeling, your parents probably wouldn't need to convince you not to. not go to class. Hesitate a bit before agreeing, but don't act like you're suddenly embarrassed about missing class, especially if that's not your style.
Step 4. Don't heal too quickly
Always remember that your parents might drive you to school a little later if they think you are suddenly better or that you have faked your illness. If you plan to miss school because you are sick, you should fake your illness for the whole school day.
You should recover little by little throughout the day. Rest and let go. In the afternoon, you might say that you are starting to get better, but you are not yet fully recovered. You could say that you have fully recovered by the end of the night
Step 5. Avoid pretending to be sick too often
If you pretend you're sick too often, your parents might not believe you when you're really sick and need to stay home.
Method 2 of 4: Tell the truth
Step 1. If you are sick, let your parents know
It is usually for this reason that students miss school. If you are really not feeling well or think you are sick, let your parents know and ask them to stay home.
- Many schools advise students to stay home if they are sick or if they are likely to be contagious. Staying at home helps people to recover and prevent the disease from spreading throughout the establishment.
- You should usually stay home if you have fever, chills, vomiting, diarrhea, nausea, sore throat, difficulty swallowing, rash, unusual pimples, ear pain, sore throat. head, muscle pain, wheezing, difficulty breathing, burning eyes, or lice.
- You could also stay home if you have a cough, runny nose, or stuffy nose.
- If possible, stay at home until you are free from symptoms for a period of 24 hours, without medication.
Step 2. Stay home after a tragedy
If you've just lost a family member, friend, or other loved one, your grief is a legitimate reason to miss school. Tell your parents honestly how deeply affected you are by this loss.
- If this tragedy affects you, but it doesn't affect your parents, you may be worried that they don't understand your grief. Be aware, however, that grief is a universal feeling, and most people are familiar enough with it to allow time for someone affected to grieve.
- Realize that your initial grieving period does not have to last indefinitely. Deep grief is likely to continue for a very long time, without you being able to end it on your own. If you don't feel able to go back to school after a few days, you should consider going to a psychologist to help you get through this difficult time.
Step 3. If you have a harassment issue, speak up honestly
If you are being bullied at school, talk to your parents or legal guardian. Explain how difficult life at school has become as a result of this bullying, and ask to stay in your home for a day or two until the problem is resolved.
- Many students make the mistake of keeping their bullying problem to themselves. You may be afraid of appearing like someone weak, of a “reporter” or of making the problem worse by making it come to light. Know that nothing will get better if you don't take the initiative to end your bullying problem. As a teenager, getting help from your parents, teachers, and the other adults in your life is one of the most effective ways to stop bullying.
- Harassment can have long-term consequences, such as problems with anxiety, depression and insomnia. Take care of your future by talking about your bullying problem as soon as it occurs.
Step 4. Ask to skip school
Tell your mom or dad that you want to spend a special day with them, and ask them to pretend they're sick at work. This plan should work best if you are about to graduate and go to college or if the day ahead is rather light, both for you and your parents (you will not have an exam or exam. duty and your parents do not have an urgent deadline to meet).
Step 5. Ask permission for a day of “mind rest”
It is important that you let your parents know about your stress and anxiety issues. Adults can forget how stressful school can be. If your stress is normal for someone who is studying, it may be beneficial for you to move on. On the other hand, if your stress and anxiety problems become more serious, let your parents or caregiver know so you can ask for a day of rest.
If you think you may have a serious mental health problem such as depression or an anxiety disorder, ask your parents to make a doctor's appointment. This might make your parents aware of the severity of your stress and if you really have a problem, a visit to the doctor can help you take control of the problem
Step 6. Stay home if the weather or any environmental problem requires it
If there is a very severe blizzard, heavy flood, or some other circumstance that makes it unsafe to go to school, your facility may close for the day. If the conditions are dangerous and your establishment does not close its doors anyway, you might still consider staying in your home.
Your parents or legal guardian should help you determine if the conditions are bad enough to warrant missing school, so you shouldn't have to be overly persuasive here. If your parents don't make it to work because of the weather, they're likely going to be receptive to you not going to class either
Step 7. Consider any other special circumstances
You could miss school because of a family trip or a visit from a loved one who lives far away, but this does not happen too often. To decide whether staying home is a valid option, think about what you would miss in each case: whether you are going to school or whether you are staying with your parents.
- Be aware that many schools do not consider these excuses to be valid reasons. If this is the case with your establishment, you must inform your parents so that they notify the establishment that you will be absent, without having to provide a reason.
- If you know ahead of time that you are going to miss school, your parents or the person in charge should write a note a day or two before your scheduled absence. This will give your teachers time to prepare for homework.
Method 3 of 4: dragging your feet
Step 1. Be intentionally late
Plan to fall behind in your morning preparation so that you are just a few minutes late so you won't be on time for school.
- Dress very slowly. Spill your breakfast on your clothes so you have to change. Get dressed very slowly.
- Pretend you can't find something you absolutely need, like one of your gym shoes or shorts. Eventually find the object in question, but after 5 or 10 minutes.
- Complain out loud that you are having a bad day and cry if necessary. If you're lucky, your parents might be sympathetic and let you stay home.
- Be aware that being late will affect other people, such as your parents who have to arrive for work on time. Realize that you may be putting their jobs at risk and determine if missing school is worth it.
Step 2. Miss the bus
You could miss the school bus by accident or by scheduling it. Either way, it might make you miss class in case your parents are already gone to work or don't have time to drive you to school.
- Go to the bus stop right after the bus leaves. It should not be understood that you are planning to miss the bus on purpose. However, take your time to walk the way from the bus stop to your home. If you're lucky, your parents won't have time to drive you to school.
- If your parents are not at your house when you miss the bus, let them know about this after the time when they still have the option to pick you up to drive you to school. Look a little disappointed to miss class, so they don't suspect you did it on purpose. For example, you could point out that you are disappointed, because today you were supposed to have a really fun experiment in science class.
- If a parent is still home after you miss the bus, they might offer to drop you off at school on the way to work. Explain to him that you don't want him to be late for work because of your fault. Let her know that you are prepared to take the brunt of being late, but that you don't want it to affect her habits. Don't argue too hard, however. Your parents probably know how to detect when you are lying.
Step 3. Lose something
You can't go to school without your books or the USB drive with your homework on it, can you? Search with a loud noise what you have lost. The more messy your house is, the easier it will be to extend the search after your due time for school.
- The smaller the object, the easier it is to lose it. Your mom might find it hard to believe that you can't find your backpack or laptop anymore.
- The more important the object, the more believable that you have to miss school if you can't find it. Losing your glasses or contact lenses is more serious than simply losing your diary. This would indeed affect your ability to follow throughout the whole day of class (and if your eyesight is really bad, it could even affect your ability to move around).
- If you drive a car to class yourself, you could lose your keys. However, if you use this excuse too often, the consequences could be severe (your parents could confiscate the car from you and ask you to take the bus).
Method 4 of 4: Provide a paper trail
Step 1. Persuade a parent or legal guardian to call the school
This is the standard procedure. Your parent or legal guardian should call the facility to explain that you will not be able to attend class on that day.
Most establishments content themselves with a call from your legal guardian to notify you of your absence. However, some more stringent establishments require a specific excuse to be provided and you should therefore check the criteria requested in your case. The goal is to reduce the number of unexplained absences and to be informed of possible disease epidemics
Step 2. If your facility allows it, call yourself
Most schools require that the student's legal guardian contact the school, but some allow adult students (over 18) to call themselves to justify their absence.
Step 3. Have your doctor write a note
In the event of a prolonged illness, your establishment may ask that you, one of your parents, your legal guardian or a member of your family present them with a medical certificate signed by your doctor, specifying that your illness is legitimate and that you need more time to heal.
The medical certificate becomes necessary when your illness lasts for a given period. The number of days varies depending on the establishment, you should find the information in your school's internal regulations: between three and ten days, the latter option being the most common
- Face the real problem. Ask yourself why you want to miss school. If you're trying to avoid someone bullying you or some other serious issue, try to seek help with that issue rather than running away from it. You will find yourself happier and fitter in the long run.
- Avoid skipping classes. Respect the legitimate channels your institution has in place regarding absences. If you skip class without an excuse or appeal from your legal guardian, you will be seen as someone with discipline issues and you may run into trouble.
- Be aware of what you are missing. Some lessons and homework are more difficult to catch up than others. Before you miss school, consider whether it will be difficult to make up for school when you resume, and determine if your absence is worth it. You should especially think about this if you are faking an illness or staying at home for a reason that is not essential.
- Be aware of the consequences. Maybe you are staying at home for a legitimate reason, or maybe you are faking an illness for no particular reason. Either way, be aware that missing school for just one day can cause you complications in the long run.